After 3 months almost to the day, we have finally achieved success over the Scourge Lord himself, the Lich King.



Thank you to everybody who put in hundreds of attempts wiping over and over again to defile, tank gibs, val'kyrs, gravity, vile spirits, harvest soul, infest, disconnects, and every other possible thing in that fight that could kill us.

MVPs for this fight include:

Fizwizjiz: Fuck your 100 roll on Invincible.
Senya: for switching to his alt, Parsee, and off-tanking the fight
Unruly: IWHA
Bagels: for being a really fat positional marker after they nerfed AVR
Doloros: for tabbing out of beta every once in a while to tank
Royksopp: for not spiralling with Shadowmourne
Delial and Vyperr: Team Infest
Tinkrbelle: for tank healing in an Ulduar 10 shield
Madawk: for stopping TVQAing long enough to guide us through Frostmourne room
Brigadier General Orbypoobot: for remembering to call Defile most of the time
Team Mage: for blinking out of the raid with defile.. usually
Team Warlock: for sacrificing virgins to the RNG gods and making full use of their portal thingies
Team Bench: for moral support and exhibiting an amazing amount of patience

...and everybody else not listed, thank you for sticking through this long journey to see it to its end. We'll do it again next week. Grats on a US rank 92 kill! We're actually a decent guild!

Achievement runs nearly destroyed the guild once again, but I'm happy to report that despite failing "I'm On A Boat", we managed to squeak by and get a buncha drakes!



(don't mind the incomplete achievement link -- I might have uh lagged out on "Dances with Oozes")

An additional grats on Nature completing his Shadowmourne!

Good job folks! Up next: weeks upon weeks of bashing our heads against heroic Lich King!

After nearly destroying the guild with a debate over using marking mods versus smoke flares, changing the strategy 29849023 times, and defining the pixel-perfect positioning for line of sight, Heroic Sindragosa has submitted to our power!



MVPs include:

• Colonel Sanders and Healbaddo for blowing up 30 stacks of instability on the raid
  
• Irithel and Unruly for sucking at staying alive
  
• Team Melee for attacking too fast and then complaining they didn't get heals during Icy Grip
  

Last of all, a fond farewell to Aveste, for whom this kill was his last hurrah. A better way to end it than dead outside of Gruul's Lair! Love, Kale

Up next: drakes!

I'm going to dedicate this kill to Caress, who keybinds Divine Intervention to every key on his keyboard and managed to DI another tank at 1%. Honorable mentions go to Aussa of the "there's an AOE?", and all the tanks that spiralled on us without warning. THANKS GUYS COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU OH WAIT YES WE CAN AND DID

We've been killing bosses left and right and up and down and hither AND yon, and perhaps it's time to update the front page! Look what we've killed!



You're on notice, Professor Putrifuck. I've put up with your shenanigans for FAR TOO LONG. Sindragosa, you still confuse me with your mechanics, and don't even let me go into that son of a lich Arthas. DON'T LET ME

In addition to our utter wreckface Icecrown destruction, we've got some raid spots open that I'm trying to fill with some kickasses who want to help kill the hard bosses! We got the easy ones out of the way so its ALL HARD ALL THE TIME.

Warrior (tank)
Deathknight (tank, DPS)
Druid (feral (cat/bear), resto)
Paladin (holy)
Mages

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